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Beth Colden

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About
Home Planet Treaty Station Doss-Radish-18
First Appearance Grouscycle Blues
Species Half Human, Half Quantoform
Misc Details
Living Status
SPOILERS
    alive
Orientation Pansexual
Relationships Steve (husband)
"Your loss, babe. If you don’t want to live in my world of cool ghost apes you don’t have to. " - Beth1

Beth is a half-human, half-quantoformous member of the Assistance Impressing, working as a Communications Officer for The Alliance in a team with Sophie Lestari, Mickey, Steve and Robyn. They feature prominently in most Alliance stories and play a minor role in Werayne.

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  • 1. Biography
  • 2. Trivia
  • 3. Navigation
  • 4. Citations

Biography

Trivia

  • Post-Werayne, when Beth starts living with Steve and working more closely with First Union Mound, they decide to start wearing glasses (despite not needing them) because they think it makes them look sexy and mature
  • Beth enjoys lying to people for no reason, and when telling people they are half human chooses a different species every time to be their other half's origin. In Werayne, it is revealed after they are injured in a blast that their father is quantoformous,3 which is further explored in the short story Sweet Ass Kicks, though otherwise is kept vague.
  • Beth once climbed a ladder so fast they won fifty VOMS4
    • Navigation

    Novels

    • Flauraan • Halapatov • Werayne • Do I Dare Disturb the Universe? • SOTTOS • Others

    Main Cast

    • Sophie • Abigail • Riowyn • Aldred • Mickey • Beth • Steve • Robyn • Alexa • Jayken • Rojjel

    By Species

    • Humans • Paladanians • Halapatovians • Pecayens • Other Aliens

    Citations

    1. Wild Man
    3. Werayne
    4. A Discussion on Key Safety Regulations of Combined Entry-Exit Spacecraft Orbital Dynamics